The 2025 Class: Post-Draft

Welcome, fantasy warriors of the world. Today, you become part of a tradition that began years ago. The Rookie Kumite was first used by the Kuso Yarou, the Shithead Clan, to measure the drafting skills and spirit of its members. Every year, the best fantasy experts would face each other in high-stakes leagues, with one winner emerging as the superior dynasty warrior - The Champion. The Kuso Yarou has been joined by the South Harmon Vibes Society as co-sponsor for this event and as the guardians of a rich and powerful heritage. After three days of drafting, one fighter will prove themself to be the best, and claim the Kin no unko - The Golden Poo. May the mightiest warrior prevail!

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The 2025 Class: Pre-Draft

The Rookie Draft isn’t merely an event - it’s a way of life. It doesn’t matter if you’re a player, a scout, a GM, or a fan; the NFL Draft is meaningful to a wide range of people. Seeing where a player lands and how franchises can be transformed overnight make the event a real-life drama. Similar to Martial Arts, there are many disciplines involved in evaluating prospects. Some subscribe to an analytical school of thought, while others prefer watching film. Regardless of your philosophy, it’s undeniable that scouting rookies can become quite combative throughout the football world. The months leading up to the NFL Draft are a blood sport, where only the fearless survive the brutality of the process. Without proper training, your work can get its ass kicked and tossed out of the dojo. We will begin this journey by looking back at 2024.

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